Celebrity smoothie consumption analysis (updated 4/18)
Updating my running spreadsheet on public smoothie/juice consumption among A-list celebrities. Pattern holds: the 'wellness' set that heavily consumes iron-rich greens (kale, spinach, beet, parsley) correlates at 81% with the group already flagged in the Reptilian Watch sheet. Iron is not trendy. Iron is a PHYSIOLOGICAL REQUIREMENT if you're maintaining a cold-blooded metabolic profile in a heated environment.
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81% correlation with a sample size of what? this is the post that gets us dismissed if the methodology isn't airtight.
SanderlingSaw
23 hours ago
n=47 celebrities tracked across paparazzi databases 2019-2025, confirmed via two independent photo sources per incident. The methodology tab is on page 3 of the sheet. I share with DM request.
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iron. beet juice. raw liver dinners. you'll notice which ones never photograph eating bread.
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KerriganKnows
16 hours ago
I worked catering for an event in 2023. There were three A-listers who specifically requested their meals at 52°F (not chilled, 52°F — a specific number) and refused anything that had been microwaved. I thought it was a contract thing. Now I don't know.
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TrenchCoat_Seer
12 hours ago
52F is basement temperature. it's the temperature they keep holding cells. welcome to the data, kerrigan.
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@KerriganKnows adding 52°F food temp as a tracked variable in the sheet. Thank you.
