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18 items. Field-tested. Ships in unmarked packaging.
Atmospheric

Pigeon-Deterrent Spray (Non-Lethal)
Citrus-forward aerosol. Disrupts avian-reconnaissance hover patterns without harming the bird.
$36.00

Surveillance-Pigeon Whistle
Three-tone brass whistle. Interrupts pigeon-type drones without alerting real birds.
$31.00
Global Control

Crystal-Infused Laptop Skin
Adhesive shielding with embedded selenite inclusions. Fits 13" to 16" chassis.
$129.00

Avocado Toast Decoy (Plastic)
Hand-painted plastic replica. Sits on the counter. Reads as lifestyle.
$54.00
Reptilian

The Reptilian-Detector Flashlight
405 nm output. Reveals the secondary eyelid in controlled low-light conditions.
$89.00

Reptilian Identifier (Annual License)
On-device computer-vision helper. No cloud. Annual license, manual renewal.
$99.00 / year
NPC Defense

Anti-NPC Observation Sunglasses
Polarized at an unconventional axis. Makes simulation-origin agents easier to read.
$78.00

Reality Anchor Keychain
Brass-and-basalt fob with a fixed-point compass. Confirms you are where you are.
$39.00
Signal & Tech

EMF-Blocking Pillowcase
Eight-hour passive shielding for the cranium, without the itch of standard foil wear.
$64.50

Smart-Toaster Firewall Module
Inline shielding for any Wi-Fi-enabled toaster. No rewiring. No firmware changes.
$219.00

6G-Blocking Lip Balm
Beeswax base with a trace bismuth infusion. Pre-emptive oral-cavity shielding.
$28.00

"Clean Dream" Dream-Shield Blanket
Queen-sized silver-mesh throw. Blocks inbound broadcasts during REM.
$189.00

Vehicle Foil Cover (Driver's Side)
Full driver's-side window foil. Passenger-side sold separately.
$249.00




