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Citrus-forward aerosol. Disrupts avian-reconnaissance hover patterns without harming the bird.

$36.00

Three-tone brass whistle. Interrupts pigeon-type drones without alerting real birds.

$31.00

Adhesive shielding with embedded selenite inclusions. Fits 13" to 16" chassis.

$129.00

Dual-port USB-C with a resin-cast orgone matrix in the base.

$159.00

Hand-painted plastic replica. Sits on the counter. Reads as lifestyle.

$54.00

405 nm output. Reveals the secondary eyelid in controlled low-light conditions.

$89.00

On-device computer-vision helper. No cloud. Annual license, manual renewal.

$99.00 / year

Polarized at an unconventional axis. Makes simulation-origin agents easier to read.

$78.00

Brass-and-basalt fob with a fixed-point compass. Confirms you are where you are.

$39.00

Our flagship head-shield. Worn by senior subjects since 2011.

$44.99

Continuous shielding from clavicle to waist. No seams at the sternum.

$89.99

Eight-hour passive shielding for the cranium, without the itch of standard foil wear.

$64.50

Inline shielding for any Wi-Fi-enabled toaster. No rewiring. No firmware changes.

$219.00

Beeswax base with a trace bismuth infusion. Pre-emptive oral-cavity shielding.

$28.00

Queen-sized silver-mesh throw. Blocks inbound broadcasts during REM.

$189.00

Foil-lined crew socks. Closes the lower-extremity shielding loop.

$42.00 / pair

Full driver's-side window foil. Passenger-side sold separately.

$249.00

Municipal tap water, now with a label you can trust.

$149.99 / six-pack