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Smart-Toaster Firewall Module

Smart-Toaster Firewall Module

Inline shielding for any Wi-Fi-enabled toaster. No rewiring. No firmware changes.

$219.00

A ferrite-core pass-through that sits between your smart toaster's power cord and the wall outlet. It does not block the toaster's function. It blocks the toaster's opinions.

Installs in under one minute. Pull plug, insert module, reinsert plug into module. Your toaster will continue to toast; it will no longer report your bread choices upstream.

Rated to 15 A. Do not use with appliances exceeding 1800 W. We are working on a heavy-duty variant for smart ovens.

Current rating15 A
CoreFerrite, double-wound
Install time<1 minute
Compatible withAny Wi-Fi toaster
Heavy-duty variantQ3 2026