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6G-Blocking Lip Balm

6G-Blocking Lip Balm

Beeswax base with a trace bismuth infusion. Pre-emptive oral-cavity shielding.

$28.00

The mouth is an open aperture. Whatever shielding you wear around the skull is undone by an unshielded lip line every time you speak. This balm closes the gap.

The bismuth content is well below any toxicological threshold and is present in metallic particle form, oriented during the setting process to lie flat against the lip surface. The balm itself looks and tastes like a normal tinted balm. No one will ask questions.

Re-apply every 2 hours, or after any sustained conversation with a stranger.

BaseBeeswax, shea
ActiveBismuth, metallic trace
TintWarm neutral
Re-applyEvery 2 hours
Volume4.25 g tube