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The Full-Torso Foil Wrap

The Full-Torso Foil Wrap

Continuous shielding from clavicle to waist. No seams at the sternum.

$89.99

Extends the Signature Beanie's coverage to the chest cavity, where the majority of involuntary receptors are concentrated. Cut from a single continuous sheet so the shield has no break at the sternum — the most common failure point in competitor wraps.

Wear under a normal shirt. Rustling at low volumes is normal. Rustling at high volumes indicates either (a) improper sizing or (b) a measurable incoming signal, and you should note the time and location before adjusting.

Comes pre-creased along the ribcage for easier folding. Ten-meter roll, one per customer per quarter.

CoverageClavicle to iliac crest
PlyDouble, laminated
Length10 m roll
Seam countZero at sternum
Replacement cycle90 days