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"Filtered" Tap Water (6-pack)

"Filtered" Tap Water (6-pack)

Municipal tap water, now with a label you can trust.

$149.99 / six-pack

We do not add anything. We do not remove anything. That is the point. We source from standard municipal taps across three independent geographic regions and bottle the result under a label that correctly identifies what is in the bottle: water that has been through a filter somewhere, at some point, by someone.

You have been paying for filtered water your entire life. We are simply the first outlet willing to tell you the truth about it.

Ships in the original glass. Store upright, away from smart devices, out of direct fluorescent light.

Volume6 × 500 mL
SourceThree municipal systems
FiltrationYes, at some point
FluorideWhatever the city adds
HonestyComplete