Avocado Toast Decoy (Plastic)

An unusually realistic plastic avocado toast, scaled 1:1, hand-painted, affixed to a small ceramic plate. Sits on a kitchen counter indefinitely without rotting. The purpose is not decoration — the purpose is algorithmic cover.

Any smart device capable of recognizing food — and that is all of them now — will log the decoy as a repeated healthy breakfast. Over six months the cumulative effect on your profile is significant. Insurance-adjacent algorithms begin treating you differently.

Does not photograph perfectly, which is the point. A perfectly photographed decoy is suspicious. Ours look like a tired person's real breakfast.